1. |
Pandemic
01:38
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Pandemic – Clark Gormley
C G Am Em F
Were the world to suffer virulent disease
G
like in 1918
C G Am Em F
while our friends and our relations drop like flies
G C F G
would you still be my girl?
C G Am Em F
Ah but when I say mine I don’t mean to own
G
cos that isn’t cool
C G Am Em F
it's like slavery, and that's just downright wrong
G Bbm
and I’m not the type of guy
F
who thinks he deserves a girl
G#
Friday
C
or any day of the week
G
trust me
C G Am Em F
but back to the question would you be my girl
G
throughout the pandemic and
C G Am Em F
quarantine me way up in the hills
G C
Would you volunteer to be
Am Dm
my exclusive caregiver
F G C
cos I’d do the same for you.
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2. |
Primordial Soup
02:19
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Primordial Soup - Clark Gormley
Verse 1:
You shall
stand on the sand with a mollusc in your hand.
You shall dance to the beat of the sea.
Only invertebrates will understand
how you navigate the waves so gracefully.
I shall
walk by your side to the rhythm of the tide.
I shall glide through the waves without help
in a codpiece of octopus’s hide
and a very fetching necklace made of kelp.
Chorus:
We shall
paddle together
like a dogfish troop.
We shall marinate each other in the
primordial soup.
We shall
cha-cha in the chowder
we fruits of the sea.
We shall mambo in the oceanic gumbo
bainmarie.
Verse 2:
You shall
form a resolve now or never to devolve.
You’ll contend it’s OK to regress,
for crustaceans can chill out in the cold.
Have you ever seen a coelacanth that’s stressed?
I shall
go take a leap and surrender to the deep.
Fathom fearlessly with no regret.
Offer some hungry hammerhead a feed.
Join the submarine biota by being ‘ete’.
Repeat choruses
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3. |
Nature Deficit Disorder
02:26
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Nature Deficit Disorder – Clark Gormley
the youth stayed inside her bedroom
in a sort of permanent gloom
so her worried parents sought expert advice
diagnosis from the doctor
nature deficit disorder
get her out amongst the foliage and surely she’ll be right
now one symptom of NDD
is a lack of vitamin D
It’s so serious that you could end up dead
If you want to avoid rickets
then you should partake in cricket
or another pastime played without a roof above your head
If your source of light’s fluorescent
then try something incandescent
like the sun. Despite the press it’s not all bad.
While you’re at it see the country
spend some time among the gum trees
studies show there are advantages for your health to be had.
hours spent with one’s devices
are nowhere near as nice as
in the company of cherished confidantes
but if you’re not into people
try communing with a beetle
it could give you all the social stimulation that you want
you don’t have to pat a tiger
neither base jump off The Eiger
you don’t even have to hug a figging tree
stick a flower in your hot pants
at the very least a pot plant
in your loungeroom and euphoria will flourish naturally
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4. |
Film Noir
03:31
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Film Noir – Clark Gormley 1/10/18
Capot III for Clark’s voice
Intro D
G
it’s the chance of a lifetime
F
a crack at the top job
A
there’s only one scumbag
D
who stands in the way
G
just a lethal encounter
F
by chance one evening
A
and that putrefaction
D
is tidied away
E A5
it’s a chance in a million
G
with studied precision
F
and cool composition
E F#
you’ll ever be caught
but
D C
there’s a chance that arrangements
F7
no matter how well they’re
E7 G
designed and rehearsed won’t
Bb D (D6)
turn out as they ought
in the dead of the evening
when frogmouths are feeding
and frogs may be breeding
but no one’s around
In the derelict backwoods
you can be dead sure
that only the fauna
hear them make a sound
but they’re dead set unlikely
to call for a doctor
or hail a police car
when they have no pulse
at all
it’s the dead who tell no tales
don’t update their status
and they never answer
when you try to call
With his line of enquiry
you’ve been asked to assist
the pesky policeman
who stands at your door
it’s the line up with other
unusual suspects
where unfortunately
you stand out somewhat
It’s the end of the line now
the words about justice
and reckoning have
already been said
it’s that line about murder
and one being too many
you can’t stop from chanting
around in your head
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5. |
Reasons to be Happy
03:25
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Reasons to be happy – Clark Gormley
Chorus:
Although the wealthy rule the country.
Legislators on the take.
Even the pretense of fair play has gone out the window.
Still the sun comes up each day.
Verse:
Under universal suffrage
citizens still have their say.
Even though nobody takes any notice
it’s consoling that we follow due process.
Chorus:
Although minorities are hounded.
Human rights erode away.
Even non-violent activists are being persecuted.
Still the sun comes up each day.
Verse:
Incarcerated for your ideals
the commissioner for fair play
kicks your arse while he has you in a headlock.
It’s the moment to turn the other buttock.
Chorus:
Although financial bodies buckle.
Banks collapse and bankers bail.
Every indicator points towards a depression.
Still the sun comes up each day.
Verse:
Scamming shonky salesmen swindle.
Shifty used car dealers steal.
In the bullshit where you have been done over
look around you might find a four-leafed clover.
Chorus:
Although the world’s awash in turmoil
banks collapse and levees break
every indicator points relentlessly downward
still the sun comes up each day
C F Dm /
C F Dm /
C F Dm G
Dm7 Am G /
Dm7 Am G /
Dm7 Am G /
Dm7 Am C Em F G
C F Dm G
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Dogfish Troop Newcastle, Australia
Dogfish Troop is Clark Gormley and Sallyanne Brown. They have been having a go at singing harmony, honing several witty and odd originals as well as a few of their folky favourites. Their songs tackle the usual topics: pandemics, global calamities and mental disorders, which they deliver with an upbeat charm. ... more
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